cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 12PM
baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

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" There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.


- Luna Adriana  (via bothhappy—andsad)

(Source: silly-luv)

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" You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.


- (via fatlouieee)

" Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.


- Dr. Seuss (via kushandwizdom)

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

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