I love having you guys on my dash.
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
yes, i’m double jointed
*smokes two joints at once*
no one should scroll past this
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.