If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
" There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything.
" You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
" Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
napping together is my kind of date